Darlings, as I type, Dame Edna is at the Goring Hotel in London helping little Kate unpack the dress her son Kenny has designed for the big event! (It's just our little secret, possums - don't tell anyone!).
And as we count the hours until the wedding, let's enjoy some of Dame Edna's magical moments as Hostess, Caterer, Bouncer, and Loveliness Consultant to this spectacular royal event, including this clip from the Jay Leno show in the US:
Dame Edna was also a guest of Piers Morgan on his CNN show. It was a truly revealing encounter, as she hinted that Prince Charles had a soft spot for our gigastar/housewife:
Are you quivering with excitement??? Little Will and Kate's nuptials are nearly at hand! Rejoice!
What kind of advice would a world famous gigastar offer the lovely couple? No doubt she'll have plenty to say on the big day, and here she is with Piers Morgan in London taping for his program on CNN:
Well, at least one of them promises to be interesting...!
Edna doesn't just offer the worldly wisdom of an international icon to royals and celebrities - she's also happy to help the paupers and non-entities (and yes, even people like you!). Here she is on the Graham Norton show doing exactly that:
The big day approaches! Stay tuned all week as we present a series of clips featuring the world's favourite gigastar guru offering pearls of wedding wisdom:
Hoping to find some Gigastar Glamour in the Royal Wedding coverage, Possums?
Lucky viewers in Oz will be guided through the event by a fabulous correspondent who has special access to Buckingham Palace! And we hear that this correspondent might even be advising a particular grandmother on her fashion choices for the big day...