Saturday, July 07, 2012

Dame Edna's "Eat Pray Laugh" Update!

You little darlings!

Dame Edna's seminal farewell stage event "Eat Pray Laugh" continues to delight Australian possums far and wide!  How gorgeous!

The fabulous folks at Stage Whispers tell their readers:

"Dame Edna arrived onto the stage like the Queen of Sheba....It was a night to remember and honour an extraordinary talent."

And here is Barry Humphries discussing the show with Australia's Today program:

For all the latest news, be sure to follow us on Twitter, darlings (@DameEdnaPossum).  Quicksticks!!!

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

"Knight and Day" - a new Dame Edna painting!

Hello possums!  Hello darlings!

Check out this gorgeous little video.  Artist Wayne Dowsent has created a 'speedpainting' of our favourite gigastar and Australia's most disgusting diplomat, Sir Les Patterson. 

What in world did Sir Les just say to her....???  No doubt, something a little bit unnecessary, and a whole lot yucky!!!

Thursday, May 31, 2012

Dame Edna Tour Video

Hello possums!

It won't be long before Dame Edna's gorgeous final tour "Eat Pray Laugh" kicks off in Oz!  Non-entities around Australia will have their very lives transformed by the healing effect of Edna's presence on stage.  Lucky little darlings!  After seeing the world's favourite chat show host, royal confidante, and swami in her ground-breaking new show, the remainder of their dull, grey days are sure to be a huge disappointment. 

From the official tour website:

“So, Possums, please do come and say goodbye to me. It would be lovely to see your faces for the last time,” Dame Edna says.
“When you hear your grandchild's voice saying, ‘Grandma, did you see Dame Edna's farewell show?’ don't betray their faith in you. Say ‘yes darling! Many, many times!’”
During the all-singing, all-dancing spectacular, Dame Edna promises to “empower” audiences as she meditates on the big issues of gender, ethnicity and climate change.
“You will see me at the height of my powers, taking you on a wonderful spiritual journey you'll never forget. I'm not saying my show will heal you, but you'll certainly leave the theatre feeling considerably better for the experience.”
While Act One of Eat Pray Laugh! features Humphries with his friends, this really serves as “just a bit of foreplay really before I make an orgasmic appearance in Act Two”, Dame Edna says.

For a sneak peak, here is the promotional video for the tour, and we'll be sure to bring you all the news as the show takes Australia by storm in the coming months:

Sunday, April 22, 2012

Dame Edna Becomes Diet Guru with Jenny Craig!


Are you in need of some help to shed a few pounds?  Is the sight of Sir Les Patterson not enough to put you off your food?

Worry not, possums!  As usual, our favourite housewife/megastar is coming to your rescue, showing you the way!  

Despite previously having plastic surgery so that she looks her age - having crow's feet inserted because she looked too young, and grafting one of Elizabeth Taylor's love handles onto her chin to give her a slightly heavier appearance - she has now decided that her adoring public need her assistance in their battle with the bulge.

And so with her friends at Jenny Craig in Australia, she will be losing weight ahead of her eagerly anticipated tour "Eat, Pray, Laugh!" down under.  As always, she'll be helping non-entities around the world as they follow her progress, providing the inspiration they need in their own pursuit of gigastar gorgeousness.

Check it out, possums:

Monday, March 19, 2012

New Artwork for Dame Edna's Farewell Tour "Eat Pray Laugh"

Darlings! Here is a gorgeous first look at the hilarious artwork for Dame Edna's farewell tour "Eat Pray Laugh!":

We've also a bit of tantalising news from the UK's Daily Mail that the tour may also go to London and New York! Non-entities around the world are trembling with excitement!!!

Sunday, March 18, 2012

Dame Edna Announces Final Tour in Australia!

Oh possums!

It's a day for the history books! Barry Humphries has announced his final tour of Australia, entitled "Eat Pray Laugh!". This landmark show will feature Dame Edna, Sir Les Patterson, and Sandy Stone, and is sure to have non-entities from around the country flocking to get a final glimpse of the glittering gorgeousness and megastar magic!

Check out these links and videos to see all the details, and be sure to follow us on Twitter for all the latest updates:

Monday, January 23, 2012

Barry Humphries is UK Australian of 2012


Gorgeous news this week ahead of Australia Day on 26th January!

Barry Humphries has been named Australian of the Year in the UK for 2012. Ahead of the gala award dinner in London, Barry apparently had some inside information that the award would come his way, explaining "I had a friend very high up in the world of media who has been tapping the phones in Australia House for many years."

For a glimpse of the glamour, check out these links for video, pics, and the full story, possums:

Sunday, January 08, 2012

Happy Birthday, Dame Shirley Bassey!!!

Oh, possums! It's a day to rejoice!

Dame Shirley Bassey is a glittering gorgeous 75 years old today! And what better way to celebrate than to watch a clip of the wonderful Welsh Dame warbling along with a magical megastar Dame? Enjoy, possums:

Happy Birthday, Dame Shirl!

Be sure to keep up with all the latest news, possums, by following us on Twitter (@DameEdnaPossum) and on Facebook!