Tuesday, June 19, 2012

"Knight and Day" - a new Dame Edna painting!

Hello possums!  Hello darlings!

Check out this gorgeous little video.  Artist Wayne Dowsent has created a 'speedpainting' of our favourite gigastar and Australia's most disgusting diplomat, Sir Les Patterson. 

What in world did Sir Les just say to her....???  No doubt, something a little bit unnecessary, and a whole lot yucky!!!




Thursday, May 31, 2012

Dame Edna Tour Video

Hello possums!

It won't be long before Dame Edna's gorgeous final tour "Eat Pray Laugh" kicks off in Oz!  Non-entities around Australia will have their very lives transformed by the healing effect of Edna's presence on stage.  Lucky little darlings!  After seeing the world's favourite chat show host, royal confidante, and swami in her ground-breaking new show, the remainder of their dull, grey days are sure to be a huge disappointment. 

From the official tour website:


“So, Possums, please do come and say goodbye to me. It would be lovely to see your faces for the last time,” Dame Edna says.
“When you hear your grandchild's voice saying, ‘Grandma, did you see Dame Edna's farewell show?’ don't betray their faith in you. Say ‘yes darling! Many, many times!’”
During the all-singing, all-dancing spectacular, Dame Edna promises to “empower” audiences as she meditates on the big issues of gender, ethnicity and climate change.
“You will see me at the height of my powers, taking you on a wonderful spiritual journey you'll never forget. I'm not saying my show will heal you, but you'll certainly leave the theatre feeling considerably better for the experience.”
While Act One of Eat Pray Laugh! features Humphries with his friends, this really serves as “just a bit of foreplay really before I make an orgasmic appearance in Act Two”, Dame Edna says.


For a sneak peak, here is the promotional video for the tour, and we'll be sure to bring you all the news as the show takes Australia by storm in the coming months:





Sunday, April 22, 2012

Dame Edna Becomes Diet Guru with Jenny Craig!

Darlings!

Are you in need of some help to shed a few pounds?  Is the sight of Sir Les Patterson not enough to put you off your food?

Worry not, possums!  As usual, our favourite housewife/megastar is coming to your rescue, showing you the way!  

Despite previously having plastic surgery so that she looks her age - having crow's feet inserted because she looked too young, and grafting one of Elizabeth Taylor's love handles onto her chin to give her a slightly heavier appearance - she has now decided that her adoring public need her assistance in their battle with the bulge.

And so with her friends at Jenny Craig in Australia, she will be losing weight ahead of her eagerly anticipated tour "Eat, Pray, Laugh!" down under.  As always, she'll be helping non-entities around the world as they follow her progress, providing the inspiration they need in their own pursuit of gigastar gorgeousness.

Check it out, possums:




Monday, March 19, 2012

New Artwork for Dame Edna's Farewell Tour "Eat Pray Laugh"

Darlings! Here is a gorgeous first look at the hilarious artwork for Dame Edna's farewell tour "Eat Pray Laugh!":


We've also a bit of tantalising news from the UK's Daily Mail that the tour may also go to London and New York! Non-entities around the world are trembling with excitement!!!


Sunday, March 18, 2012

Dame Edna Announces Final Tour in Australia!

Oh possums!

It's a day for the history books! Barry Humphries has announced his final tour of Australia, entitled "Eat Pray Laugh!". This landmark show will feature Dame Edna, Sir Les Patterson, and Sandy Stone, and is sure to have non-entities from around the country flocking to get a final glimpse of the glittering gorgeousness and megastar magic!

Check out these links and videos to see all the details, and be sure to follow us on Twitter for all the latest updates:





Monday, January 23, 2012

Barry Humphries is UK Australian of 2012

Darlings!

Gorgeous news this week ahead of Australia Day on 26th January!

Barry Humphries has been named Australian of the Year in the UK for 2012. Ahead of the gala award dinner in London, Barry apparently had some inside information that the award would come his way, explaining "I had a friend very high up in the world of media who has been tapping the phones in Australia House for many years."

For a glimpse of the glamour, check out these links for video, pics, and the full story, possums:

Sunday, January 08, 2012

Happy Birthday, Dame Shirley Bassey!!!

Oh, possums! It's a day to rejoice!

Dame Shirley Bassey is a glittering gorgeous 75 years old today! And what better way to celebrate than to watch a clip of the wonderful Welsh Dame warbling along with a magical megastar Dame? Enjoy, possums:



Happy Birthday, Dame Shirl!

Be sure to keep up with all the latest news, possums, by following us on Twitter (@DameEdnaPossum) and on Facebook!




Monday, December 19, 2011

Reviews for Dame Edna in Wimbledon!

Darlings!

She's a triumphant ol' megastar! Gushing, glittering, gigastar reviews abound in the press following Dame Edna's ground-breaking opening night in pantomime at the New Wimbledon Theatre in London. Merry Megastar Magic is the talk of the town!

Check out these gorgeous reviews, possums, and book your tickets soon!!!

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Dame Edna in Dick Whittington at the New Wimbledon Theatre!

Hello possums! Hello darlings!

The internet and twittersphere are awash with news and reviews of a certain glittering gigastar presence in the pantomime at the New Wimbledon Theatre in London this year. How gorgeous!

Non-entities around the city are flocking to this fabulous new show to brighten up their dull grey lives and take home some of that fabulous festive Dame Edna spirit.

Dame Edna is something of a Christmas miracle, isn't she? We've known for years that her shows can heal the sick with the gift of vitamin L for laughter. Theatre ushers often find wheelchairs, canes, and zimmer frames abandoned, as the afflicted walk away in perfect health after an evening in the presence of the world's greatest international phenomenon, royal confidante, swami, and of course, housewife/megastar.

If you haven't already got tickets, then quicksticks, possums, get clicking now!!!

And the in meantime, check out these gorgeous photos and articles to get a glimpse of the festive fun:


You can also follow us on Twitter (@DameEdnaPossum) to keep up with all the latest news and reviews of our favourite Australian icon!

And of course, don't forget to visit us at:

Tuesday, December 06, 2011

Dame Edna and Cast Prepare for Panto in Wimbledon!

You little darlings!

You've been wondering how to add a bit of glitter and glamour to your dull lives this Chrissie, haven't you? What better way than to add some megastar magic to the holiday season in the form of the gorgeous Dame Edna Everage in pantomime at the New Wimbledon Theatre ? How fabulously festive, possums!!!

Here's a little behind the scenes look at rehearsals as we quickly approach opening night. Dame Edna's manager Barry Humphries is mysteriously at rehearsals, and as they don't tend to get along very well, it seems that Edna has chosen to excuse herself during the time he's there. Very wise too, as everyone knows he's extremely jealous of Edna's success, and is only after her squillions!!!

Enjoy, possums, and get your tickets soon...



Sunday, October 30, 2011

Dame Edna's Hallowe'en Advice

Happy Hallowe'en, Possums!

If you want to find a scary costume, darlings, why not dress up like Madge?

Now, that's spooooooky.....!

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Dame Edna's Hat for the Queen in Oz

Darlings!

Dame Edna's good friend Lilibet is currently visiting her subjects in Australia, and all eyes will be on her wardrobe choices during this important commonwealth visit (in addition to the faux pas being made by Oz digintaries like Julia Gillard in curtsey-gate!).

Let's hope she has a selection of suitable hats to wear Down Under. But if not, perhaps she might call on Dame Edna to borrow one of Edna's gorgeous Kenny Everage originals? Edna might even lend her this iconic chapeau from Ascot in 1976:

Monday, October 17, 2011

Dame Edna's WAVE THAT GLAD!

Darlings!

It's still gladi season, so rush out and buy a beautiful bouquet today! And then when you get home, thrust a glad into the air while watching this gorgeous video, and in true Dame Edna style...."Wave that Glad"...!!!

Sunday, October 02, 2011

Dame Edna Promotes Her Chrissie Panto Debut!

Oh Possums!

It's hard to believe, but it won't be long before we'll be pulling each other's crackers in front of a roaring fire!

Oh, don't twist my words, you wicked little darlings! I mean to say, of course, that Chrissie is just around the corner. And we know this is true, because Dame Edna recently took to the skies to promote her latest theatrical adventure.

She'll be appearing in pantomime this Christmas with Sam Attwater and Anna Williamson in Dick Whittington (at the New Wimbledon Theatre), and was recently seen at the London Eye with her co-stars, flying high above the adoring crowds:



Dame Edna's London Eye Photo Album - Exposay

Quicksticks, darlings! Get your tickets now - there's not a moment to lose! Somehow we think that Pantomime will never be the same again...


Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Dame Edna in "Kath and Kim" movie?

Hello darlings!

Dame Edna recently revealed via Twitter that she was about to fly to Rome to star in Kath and Kim's new movie. How exciting, possums! Can't wait to see it!!!

I wonder if she'll stop in at the Vatican during her time in the Italian capital? The Pope ("Little Benny" as she likes to call him) is constantly on the phone begging Dame Edna for spiritual advice, so perhaps she'll squeeze him into her busy filming schedule.

I suspect she might also try to convince him to stop wearing those frocks....she doesn't like it when men dress up in women's clothing! How yucky!


And don't forget, if you want to keep up with all the latest Dame Edna news and views, follow us on Twitter. Quicksticks, darlings! You'll find us here:



Thursday, August 25, 2011

Dame Edna & Will Young on The Rob Brydon Show!

Darlings!

At the start of his most recent show, Rob Brydon described Dame Edna as "The greatest woman who ever lived!". No truer words have ever been spoken, and she certainly added some megastar magic to Rob's show on Friday evening!

Offering some caring words of advice to little Rob, she purred "You're starting your career off the way I would recommend...quietly, very quietly. I think people will come around to you!" She meant it in a nice way, possums!

They later discussed the fashions of Lady Gaga, and she told Rob that Lady Gaga makes too much of an effort....then turning to the audience added "...whereas women here in the studio have made no effort whatever!" A fashion icon speaks!

Further into the show, upon meeting singer Will Young, she declared "I've never heard of you." Perhaps Kenny is a fan, though? And ultimately, Edna and Will made beautiful music together by singing a classic duet. His career will be one huge disappointment after such a show-business peak like that!!!

It was a show not to be missed, possums, so catch it now on BBC iPlayer:

Friday, July 22, 2011

A Dame Edna Media Alert!

Hello Possums!

Dame Edna has been a busy ol' gigastar of late, with new guest spots on radio and television for us all to enjoy. The world is desperate for a glimpse of the glamour whenever she can fit in an appearance between advising Obama, bailing out Greece with her squillions, and offering the Pope spiritual counselling (as well as begging him to stop wearing those frocks...how yucky!).

You've got another day to catch the fabulous Edna on BBC4's "Barry Humphries in Weimar"...could she be a modern Marlene Dietrich?

And you'll want to mark your diaries for a glittering gigastar guest spot on the The Rob Brydon Show , 19th of August at 10pm, on BBC One! Don't miss it, my darlings!

And don't forget to follow @DameEdnaPossum for all the latest news and updates. Quicksticks! Get following!!!


Sunday, June 26, 2011

A Dame Edna Tribute to Beyonce at Glastonbury!

Hello Possums!

We thought you might enjoy this little clip in gigastar tribute to the fabulous Beyonce who will be glittering and gorgeous tonight at Glastonbury:


Friday, June 03, 2011

Dame Edna on Twitter!

Darlings! Non-entities the world over can now follow their favourite Housewife/Megastar on Twitter! Quicksticks, Possums - get tweeting...